Dennis Leary on coffee

Dennis Leary's take ridiculing the fact that you cant smoke at coffee places, like Starbucks, anymore

"...........And you kept smoking, didn't you, in these coffee places. Cant smoke at Starbucks? Cant smoke at Dunkin Donuts? Cant smoke at Joel Bars....What the Tadadada...Im pretty sure that coffee was invented by guys, who were sitting arond smoking anyways, right, and just wanted to drink something that would let them stay up late, and smoke fucking more......."



Reminds me of another funny liner about cigarettes " A roll of paper stuffed with tobacco, with a fire at one end, and a fool at the other"

Made my day.